-Just learned formal suits are not called penguin suits because of The Penguin. My life is a lie. #onlyingotham
-Can’t go to work because Poison Ivy took over my office. Is it in bad taste to send a wanted criminal a thank you? #onlyingotham
-My son saw a bat at the zoo today and asked “why are Batman’s kids at the zoo?” Not sure how to answer. #onlyingotham
-Poison Ivy just showed up at our feminist rally with free fruit. Not sure if I should call the cops. #onlyingotham #fruitisdamngoodthough
catzooz liked this
maferisa2007 liked this
jintana-critical liked this
oliveemirto liked this
nico-xy liked this
k-kongkea liked this
ertyzeta liked this
j-panther liked this
starry-nox liked this
darkqueenhyde liked this
localasexuallesbian liked this
hunterofhopefinderoffanfic liked this
leprachaunsean liked this
kanawolf liked this
delieluxe liked this
groovinomicon liked this
goodluckdetective posted this